12. A Writer Writing a Joke about Writers

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So this writer walks into a bar.  No, make that a writer walks into a dark, smoky bar.  No, let’s try a writer, looking furtively around the bar, walks into it.  That doesn’t work, how about a lanky, tanned writer with a prominent chin walks into…nope. The bar beckoned to the writer and finally he…not that either.  OK, the writer, a blank look on his gaunt face, stumbles into….   Let me get back to you, this may take a while.

—David Wagner

Joe’s Bar, Ligonier (PA)

 

Tomorrow:  My favorite agent joke (I still need a laugh)